Written Jan 07 '05
Pros: Great sex scenes
Cons: not enough sex scenes
The Bottom Line: See this movie, don't listen to Roger Ebert, that fat old Pillsbury doughboy
Before you read this I want you all to forget every review you have read before about this movie, most of them are simply not true and were written by intellectual old men with no sex drive.
Let me start off by saying this was without a doubt one of the sexiest movies ever made. Oliver Stone should just direct porn because he would be amazing at that. There were two MAJOR sex scenes in this movie. One of them is Angelina Jolie being raped by Val Kilmer (Alexander's father). Now I was not a big fan of Angelina Jolie before this movie, I always though she was too skinny and her face looked too much like a trout. This movie changed all that because I now see the raw sex energy which she can produce, it was just great. Plus, her legs looked amazing.
The second major sex scene was once again a rape where Colin Farrell (Alexander) rapes Rosario Dawson, like father like son Lol!!11 0.o l;
This was the best sex scene I have ever seen in a movie, partly because Rosario Dawson does full frontal nudity and has just AMAZING breasts, and partly because they actually had sex. I don't know how it worked on the set but they had actual sex, you could see the penis go in. I can't stress this enough, Rosario Dawson's breasts looked perfect.
Also the acting was good blah blah blah...
To recap: Angelina Jolie is a fiery sex goddess, Rosario Dawson's breasts are perfect, I saw Colin Farrell's penis, Oliver Stone has rape fantasies, Val Kilmer should have stopped at batman.