Written: Oct 28 '03
Pros: Halle Berry is in it so it must be good
Cons: No lesbian scenes
In our lifetime few movies are so masterfully brilliant that I dare call them "MASTERPIECE CINEMA.” This is not one of those movies but there is a hot chick running around in dirty clothes so this movie comes pretty close.
Halle Berry plays an insane woman who winds up in the crazy house and starts seeing things. I could have made this movie better by re-writing the script a little. For example, instead of her ending up in the crazy house she would end up on a deserted island with me and instead of her seeing things in her mind she would be addicted to female Viagra which would grow on trees which are scattered all around the island. That’s right Spielberg, eat your heart out!